Thursday, September 13, 2012

Things Even James Bond Can't Make Look Cool

In a recent post, I spoke about James Bond films and the actors that portrayed him.  The character of James Bond is known to be cool, calm, tough, smooth, and to have truckloads of confidence.  He is good at practically everything, rarely makes mistakes, and it is safe to say every man who has ever watched a James Bond movie has wanted to be James Bond at one point or another.

With that being said, there are several things that even James Bond couldn't make look cool.  What are these things you ask?  Well read on:
  • Eating gummy worms
  • Flossing
  • Tripping on his way up a flight of stairs
  • Wearing skinny jeans
  • Trying to run while on ice (without the special shoes made by Q)
  • Hanging out at a Star Trek convention
  • Wearing socks with sandals
  • Clipping his nose hair
  • Wearing those gigantic hipster glasses without any lenses in them
  • Trying to scratch a spot on his back that is just out of reach
  • Walking a tiny dog and then having to use a plastic bag to clean up the resulting "landmine"
  • Driving a Smart Car
  • Using a Snuggie
  • Tube socks with shorts... enough said
  • Utilizing a fanny pack
  • Talking on a Bluetooth headset while buying ANYTHING from Walmart
  • Wearing New Jersey levels of self-tanner
  • Using a hula hoop
I'm sure there are many, many more - but the point is even the smoothest guy on the planet can't do everything.  I mean really... could anyone actually make a Snuggie look cool?

I rest my case.

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